Sunday, January 01, 2006

You Should Really Be Yelling at J

Dear D,

Where are you? You and J built up a nice little blog, and then like a moron you stopped writing and saw your readership drop off. Is it fair that you left J to do all the work? What kind of man are you anyway?

Antoinette


Dear Antoinette:

Are you French? Antoinette is a French name. Just like the French to always start trouble yet offer no solution to the problem. I was traveling in San Diego. See the picture of the panda? I took that (with a camera.)

Is it really necessary to call me a moron? I am saddened by the (temporary) decline in readership, but people do get busy during the holidays. I bet you traveled to France too more easily make fun of Americans and eat cheese? When you eat cheese do you rest it on your big French belly like the panda with his tasty leaves and shoots?

You ask if I am a man. I never claimed to be a man. But J thinks I am a man. Know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Anyway, it’s good to be back and J & I promise to be more diligent with the posting. By the way, why didn’t J post more? You should be yelling at her.

Happy Holidays,

D

3 comments:

J said...

That little panda is so cute. It looks exactly like you, sweetie! I thought we weren't posting our pics till much later?

J

Canadian Mark said...

I would go so far as to say 10 days without a post is grounds to say "...like a moron you stopped writing..." Some of the better blogs I visit sometimes only post once or twice a month.

I think you're doing great. Quality, not quantity...that's what they say right? Keep up the good work.

Canadian Mark said...

hehehe....that should have said I wouldn't go so far as to say....