Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Let's Take the A Train. NOT!

Dear G. Pataki,

My girlfriend J, who is very pretty (she told me so), says that there cannot be a transit strike because this is the shopping season and people need to be able to shop for Christmas (even though she will soon be Jewish). Also, people and even Muslims need to be able to get to see the magical Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center. So please your “g”ness, rock solid and put an end to this uncalled for strike.

Thanks, and as always, stay kosher,


P.S. You and the city have a contingency plan like I have a vagina.

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