Monday, December 05, 2005

Remember When Romeo and Juliet Died

Dear Blogger:

Our website was down all day today. That made me sad, very sad. "How sad?", you ask. Well, let me tell you. Remember when ET almost died? Do you remember? How about Old Yeller? Remember when the Big Bad Wolf raped Little Red Riding Hood? Do you remember? Do you remember when Michael Jackson was acquitted? Well, now he is probably molesting little boys in Bahrain by giving them “Allah Juice.” Does that make you sad? Well now you know how I felt, Blogger.

The Middle East process, that makes me sad too. In 1973 Israel was almost defeated. Do you care? Were you there? Neither was I, but it still makes me sad.

You know what else makes me sad? The BCS - I know it worked out this year pitting a decisive number one versus a decisive number two, but still, it makes me sad. Luck is not to be rewarded. And this year it was just lucky. Blogger you were not unlucky today because luck has nothing to do with incompetence.

Please don’t let this happen again. I don’t want to be sad again. Remember when Boromir was killed in “Fellowship of the Ring?” That did not make me that sad, but I am sure that you fantasy loving tech geeks who run Blogger were sad and maybe even cried. Now you have an idea how I felt when Bogger was down all day.

So please, for the love of Bambi’s mother who died in a very sad way and for Chrissy whose departure sadly signaled the beginning of the end for “Three’s Company,” please keep Blogger running. Maybe I get what I pay for, or maybe you just like making me sad.

Very truly yours, in all sadness,

D

1 comment:

blue baby said...

I was sad too. I felt so incomplete ending my day without reading my favorite blogs, yours included. *wink*

Blue Baby